Erisol - eHarmonyEridan refreshed the browser page. For the past hour, he had been on eHarmony looking for a date. Unfortunately, all he had found were stoners and whores. Only to be expected from a dating site, he surmised.
He glanced, bored, at his computer screen when something caught his eye. He clicked on the profile picture, interested.
"Sollux Captor. 18. Male. Pan. New York. Likes video games and morning cuddles. Looking for flexible people with a tolerance for sarcasm."
Eridan decided to send him a message. Further on his profile, it said that if anyone wanted to contact him, they should use his Pesterchum, twinArmaggedeons. So naturally, he opened up Pesterchum and searched for him. When Eridan found him, he started a conversation.
-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began pestering twinArmaggedeons [TA] at 4:21 --
CA: i found you on eharmony
TA: oh hii
TA: you iintere2ted?
TA: where do you liive?
CA: neww york just like you
TA: great, where should we meet?
CA: up to you really
Patronage - Pyrope Family"Hey Lindsay, are you enjoying this particular episode?"
"Yes mum! It's really quite silly!"
"I KNOW R1GHT! H3 SHOULD JUST G1V3 UP 4LR34DY, H3'S GO1NG TO LOS3!"
I was sitting on the couch with my mom and sister watching Judge Judy. Latula, my older sister, was downstairs playing a video game.
"Hey! That was not fair!"
"WH4T W4S 1T? 1 D1DN'T S33 1T!"
As Mum explained the current situation on the television to Terezi, Latula poked her head out the basement door.
"h3y l1n, do you know 1f sh4nnon's busy?"
"I don't think so, why?"
"1 n33d h3lp on 4 p4rt1cul4rly ch4ll3ng1ng l3v3l of port4l 4nd 1 w4nn4 s33 if sh3 knows 4ny r4d w4lkthroughs."
"In that case, I'll pester her."
"NO L1NDS4Y DON'T GO! W3 JUT GOT TO TH3 B3ST P4RT!"
"Sorry Terezi, but I've really gotta go! Besides, I think I've already seen this episode!"
I got up and ran over to my computer.
sunflowerPetals [SP] began pestering flamingSpirit [FS]
SP: hey shan!
FS: Yo! What's up?
SP: latula's stuck on a level of portal!